WANTED
— Dead · Alive · Or Pumping —
ALIAS
"Mato the Mouse"
CHARGES
Spreading the Hanta-Pump Virus, gigayield infection, terminal hopium
LAST SEEN
Inside your wallet, nibbling on stable-cheese
BOUNTY
1,000,000 $MATO + a free PCR test
Bio-Hazard
Rodent #001
Live Outbreak Monitor
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CA: 0x73e8644d7856deded30934afbc8d4985a2b5cd71DexScreener →
● LIVE FEED — PATIENT ZEROCLIP 1/3
SECTOR: WALLET-7☣ CONTAINMENT BREACH
☣ Leaked Surveillance
Clearance: redacted // origin: anonymous mole
3 of 47 clips declassified
REC ● 04-A2026-05-07
CAM-04-ASIGNAL: ☣ UNSTABLE
REC ● 07-B2026-05-07
CAM-07-BSIGNAL: ☣ UNSTABLE
REC ● 11-C2026-05-07
CAM-11-CSIGNAL: ☣ UNSTABLE
The Outbreak
Scientists thought it was hantavirus. They were wrong. It was worse. A single Matt-Furie-coded rodent escaped a degenerate trading lab and infected thousands of wallets with uncontrollable urges to ape.
Symptoms include: candle-staring, refreshing DexScreener, telling your mom about "the next 100x", and squeaking "wagmi" in your sleep.
Known Symptoms
🤑 Greedflu
Sudden urge to deposit rent into a memecoin
🚀 Hopium Lung
Inability to exhale until ATH is reached
🧀 Cheese Tongue
Only speaks in 'gm', 'wen', 'lfg'
🐀 Rat Twitch
Compulsive chart refreshing, every 7 seconds
